« Found in the Crowd | Main | Party, Halloween style »
October 24, 2006
The List
The List
Need a date for the Halloween party? We are here to help. Here are some lines you may want to try. . .
“Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?”
“Do you have any raisins? No?
How about a date?”
“I’m ugly, you’re beautiful, let’s make average
children.”
“I know I don’t look like much now,
but I’m drinking milk.”
“Would you like a gin and platonic
or a scotch and sofa?”
“Know what I like best about you, baby?
You haven’t maced me yet.”
“I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.”
“What’s your sign?”
(To which you could always reply: "Stop.")
Posted by dwright at October 24, 2006 10:26 AM
Comments
Post a comment
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)