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September 19, 2006
The List
Hate it when you slip and say something silly? Don't worry. It's much worse when you're famous . . .
“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.”
- Chris Rock
“She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.” - Hedda Hopper
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” - David Acfield
“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house”. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
- Mark Twain
“How to store your baby walker: first, remove baby.” - Anonymous Manufacturer
“Every relationship I’ve been in, I’ve overwhelmed the girl. They just can’t handle all the love.” - Justin Timberlake
“TV has brought murder back into the home where it belongs.”
- Alfred Hitchcock
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” - Dean Martin
Courtesy of goodquotes.com
Posted by dwright at September 19, 2006 08:53 PM
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