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September 05, 2006
If you still had that $33,000 you spent to come to Hamline, you could buy...
132,000 Ramen noodle packets
From roast beef to spicy chili to chicken
9,428 Pilot pen 2-packs
Enough to satisfy any Lisa Frank fetish
507 pairs of Puma sneakers
Classic comfort for the urban explorer
30 Apple Macbooks
For finals and Facebook
13,200 pairs of Old Navy flip-flops
Perfect shower shoes
1 Toyota Prius
In style and earth friendly
16,500 Crest toothbrushes
For polishing your pearly whites
1,000 Levi’s 501 jeans
A college hipster essential
28,450 Trojan “mint tingle” condoms
Though we suppose you could get them free at the Women’s Resource Center...
Posted by dwright at September 5, 2006 08:44 PM
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