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March 28, 2006
papaDOB1963: speakdatruf1888
The rhetOracle is a mock issue of Hamline's undergraduate newspaper, the Oracle. We are trying to be as derisive as possible. Please enjoy the farcical nature of this issue or at least, ignore us.
papaDOB1963: what up
speakdatruf1888: what up boy
papaDOB1963: we gots some business to take care of
speakdatruf1888: yeah what son?
papaDOB1963: i hear you been talkin smack about hu sports....WTF?!
speakdatruf1888: what you talkin bout willis
papaDOB1963: you dont write good things bout our teams cuz
you say they lose
speakdatruf1888: they always lose lol
papaDOB1963: lol yeah buuuuut... y dont you humor us
speakdatruf1888: Biaaa, we speak the truth
papaDOB1963: yeah right...
speakdatruf1888: how else could we write about a loss. maybe if your teams won, there would be something good to write
papaDOB1963: there’s always good things you can pick out of the stories
speakdatruf1888: yeah like what
papaDOB1963: have you seen the new turf at the klas centa
speakdatruf1888: psshh yeah it aint no thang
papaDOB1963: you guys are whack :(
speakdatruf1888: Psssh. whateva
papaDOB1963: Yo, you seen who the Bishop’s been with?
speakdatruf1888: Ahhh shit son! Who dat?
papaDOB1963: Yo, but i seen him with Linus
speakdatruf1888: snap
papaDOB1963: Yea, you damn right
speakdatruf1888: don’t he got a girl? Lucy?
papaDOB1963: Nah, that’s Chuck.
speakdatruf1888: omg
papaDOB1963: Brown
speakdatruf1888: word
papaDOB1963: Listen dude, im outy.
speakdatruf1888: peace
Posted by dwright at March 28, 2006 01:36 PM
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