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The company declined to do an interview at this time, but did leave this comment: “We have been looking at many potential students at numerous campuses, but Tom won us over with his quiet charm.”

This “quiet charm” is a charm that Tom has not made apparent to any students on campus however. The consensus of all students questioned about whether they knew Tom was an overwhelming “NO.”

When one student was told that he worked in the mail room, all she had to say was, “Maybe instead of writing a book, Tom should be working on fixing the shitty service in the mail room.” She did not know Tom either.

The publishing company has released a few sample pages of Tom’s upcoming book to give a general idea about what the story is going to be like. As of right now, page three discusses Tom’s extensive nightlife, involving an intense one player game of Sim City 3000, followed by some scrapbook making with the weekly photos he takes of the campus squirrels.

Page seven is about his life at work in the mail room; it is a three days a week job and he works at the window. No one looks him in the eyes and no one thanks him.

It is a safe assumption is that this children’s book does not end on a high note. It contains rather personal topics, with very little peer interactions present. It does, however, portray a very accurate description of the life of the quiet college student; at least Blue Wonders Publishing, Inc. believes it does.

Other people may interpret the book as a cry for interaction with society. It is not yet known as to how Blue Wonders is going to market this book to children.

When asked to do an interview, Tom stayed in character and responded with a shy “no.” No one has seen Tom lately; presumably he is away in his dorm room (Manor third floor, go say hi) busy writing his children’s book, due out the end of June.