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If you do, ‘pass on grass,’ why should you expect her to go down on you? You must realize that if you expect to ‘get some,’ you’ve got to give. In some cases, you have to give really well, depending on the experience and talent of your partner. In reality, Dear Head, many women report that oral sex is the only way they can reach orgasm other than intercourse. What you suffer from is inexperience.

Oral sex can be quite intimidating and disgusting, at first. There are certain smells, tastes, and liquids one must get used to. It’s not even about acquired taste, rather, just getting acquired. Your girlfriend may even suffer from the same lack of knowledge, but just why do you think other women are willing to perform fellatio on you? Believe me, this takes some getting used to. Oral sex on men can be quite unnerving for most individuals at first. Plenty of gagging, choking and the usually unpleasant accompaniment of semen are involved. Also, men have strange odors too, especially if you haven’t showered all day. If you are unaware of these stark truths, what makes you think your girlfriends should have to perform? There is also the issue of safe oral sex, which, yes, I am painfully aware, does not feel half as good.

As for cunnilingus, I offer the same advicečit takes some getting used to. Not only that, there are certain techniques involved that make it much more enjoyable. It is reported that most men will avoid cunnilingus or treat it as a chore, and obviously you yourself can tell when someone going down on you feels resentment or lack of interest. I would recommend simply doing it a bit more often. If you can’t get past the smell at first, try using flavored lubricants. Also, and I would highly recommend you do this because of your situationčuse a dental dam or saran wrap, and if your girlfriend or her friends go down on you, to use a condom. It comes down to the fact that you can easily catch something from oral sex because you have someone’s genitals in your mouth.

On top of all that, you need to tell your girlfriend the truth about what you’ve done. This may goad her into realizing your addiction to oral sex, or she may do what most intelligent women would do and dump your dumb ass. Remember for future reference, unlike oral satisfaction, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Disclaimer: Nick Bell has aspirations of being a sexpert but no professional training. To submit a comment or question, e-mail it to oracle@hamline.edu or drop it off at the Oracle office (DS 106).